12.13.06

Guns, Baseball Bats & Cars

Posted in Political at 11:25 pm by Flogsnozzel

Merry Christmas you old coot,

What’s the deal with banning guns? Are you packing or have you gone liberal on us?

A Jolly old Elf from Yantis

 

Merry Christmas Jolly,

Here is the deal. Guns do not kill people, people making a conscious decision kill people. Anything else is an accident and needs to be treated accordingly. You can kill folks with a baseball bat or your car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to a baseball game. At least not yet anyway, but I’d keep one eye on California & Massachusets. As for the last part, if the guy in front of me at the Whataburger trys to light the heel of his shoe, I’m ready.

Hoorah for Andy Rooney

Posted in Unrecognized Laws at 10:22 pm by Flogsnozzel

Hey Flog,

Do you know what it was that Andy Rooney said on 60 Minutes about averages or probability?

Losing It

Hi Losing, 

Sure, I’ll bet I can get close. He said that when 70% of the people arrested were black, in cities that were predominately black, that it was not racial profiling but the ” Law of Probability”.